Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Huh?
What the hell is a U-Haul Lesbian?! This woman said it. It makes no sense whatsoever with her definition. A U-Haul Lesbian makes me think that I can run down to any one of the locally owned U-Haul Stores and pick myself up a lesbian, drive her across country with a dining room set and return her later on.
Brother of Rat Bastard?
I helped a friend at work move out of her boyfriend's place this week. This boyfriend could easily kick the shit out of Skanky Engineer in the Rat Bastard Arena.
The work friend was diagnosed with cancer earlier in the year and has been going through chemo for the last couple of months. (Sick, hair gone, the whole works) She lived with the boyfriend until she went through their insurance renewal forms and discovered a new car on their policy. Seeing as how this guy hasn't been working for a few years, he had to refinance the house that they're living in to do so. Work Friend confronted him on this new car and it appears that he was going to wait until after Work Friend's insurance had paid for his back operation before telling her about the New Girlfriend and New Girlfriend's new car.
A whole new level of Skankiness here.
So, everyone banded together, got her moved into a new place, with furniture and no one has said I have to be nice to Skanky Boyfriend. Which is good, considering I now need a new place to redirect my anger management issue. (Or so I've been told)
The work friend was diagnosed with cancer earlier in the year and has been going through chemo for the last couple of months. (Sick, hair gone, the whole works) She lived with the boyfriend until she went through their insurance renewal forms and discovered a new car on their policy. Seeing as how this guy hasn't been working for a few years, he had to refinance the house that they're living in to do so. Work Friend confronted him on this new car and it appears that he was going to wait until after Work Friend's insurance had paid for his back operation before telling her about the New Girlfriend and New Girlfriend's new car.
A whole new level of Skankiness here.
So, everyone banded together, got her moved into a new place, with furniture and no one has said I have to be nice to Skanky Boyfriend. Which is good, considering I now need a new place to redirect my anger management issue. (Or so I've been told)
Friday, December 04, 2009
Skanky Rat Bastard and Sensitivity Training
Well the meeting didn't go too badly. It appears that Whining Rat Bastard wants to write a letter to "the Administration" - which I replied 'go for it'. I've worked here for 15 years - one letter isn't going to do a damn thing. Plus, then I get to write back. Which is a very very good thing. (wicked evil grin)
But, the Bosses declined and told me just to email him for a while and "be sensitive to his needs". (deadpan stare)
Update: I found out later that he said I (no joke here) "undermined his manhood". Seriously. What self-respecting guy uses the word 'manhood'?!? All respect is gone.
Being the good employee that I am, I went out and have found the sensitivity training that I need! It has everything! Drug recognition, therapy dogs (K-9!), group love (Special Teams) and a reality check (training simulator)! If it's a BYOG (bring your own gun) I'm a shoe in!
But, the Bosses declined and told me just to email him for a while and "be sensitive to his needs". (deadpan stare)
Update: I found out later that he said I (no joke here) "undermined his manhood". Seriously. What self-respecting guy uses the word 'manhood'?!? All respect is gone.
Being the good employee that I am, I went out and have found the sensitivity training that I need! It has everything! Drug recognition, therapy dogs (K-9!), group love (Special Teams) and a reality check (training simulator)! If it's a BYOG (bring your own gun) I'm a shoe in!
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