I've come to realize that it's been a very, very, very long time since I had sex. Since I don't foresee any sexual encounters in the near future (I hate the whole dating scene), I've decided to embrace my inner Ionian monk. (Or, in this case, nun). Minus all of the self flagellation and hours of prayer.
I choose to be celibate! I will enjoy life without the sex that binds!
Or something like that. I haven't quite figured out a good slogan for not having sex that doesn't sound like high school sex education. "Here's a quarter - keep it between your knees" is all I've been able to come up with. "Don't have sex! Keep the slug off your couch!" ?? It's a work in process.
I choose to be celibate! I will enjoy life without the sex that binds!
Or something like that. I haven't quite figured out a good slogan for not having sex that doesn't sound like high school sex education. "Here's a quarter - keep it between your knees" is all I've been able to come up with. "Don't have sex! Keep the slug off your couch!" ?? It's a work in process.
0 comments:
Post a Comment